Savanna, IL - There's a place called Poopy's in Savanna, Illinois -- a biker bar that's revved up over its restrooms.
"Only a place like Poopy's could take pride in restrooms like I do."
But recently, some bathroom bandit soiled that image by pulling the water closet caper of the century and slipping out of Poopy's with a toilet seat.
"What kind of a low dog could steal a toilet seat from a place?"
This is no ordinary throne. The head case snatched a custom creation by Aquaprint Solutions. It's worth about a hundred bucks.
"I've seen what those bikers eat. For somebody to go and steal a toilet seat, they must really like it."
The Thomson, Illinois, company sells a series of designer seats. Handmade, this one features a pattern with metal rivets.
"They just cut the tabs right off of it and ran out with it."
The restroom rogue escaped with a seat. But it's even worse for Poopy. He's losing a one-of-a-kind creation down the drain.
"I went through a little bit of depression over it. I'll tell you that."
One day, there will be justice for Poopy. Only then he'll be flushed with pride.
"Somebody's going to recognize my toilet seat. So every time he sits down, he's going to be worried."
The restaurant's owner is offering a free steak dinner as a reward for anyone who can return the unique seat.
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