Macarons - McDonald's, France
Oh France, you're so fancy. While we're stuck ending our meals with Shamrock Shakes, French patrons get mandarin or mango macarons for dessert. How is it that French women don't get fat, again?
Menu: McDonalds France dessert Menu
Seafood Pizza - Pizza Hut, Japan
Forget pepperoni or mushrooms-at Japanese Pizza Huts you can top off your pie with a combination of tuna with mayonnaise, squid, and prawn. Feeling healthy? Add some corn on there!
Menu: Japanese Pizza hut menu
Rosti Brekkie Wrap - McDonald's, Australia
Are we sure this is English? Come to "Macca's" for the "Rosti Brekkie Wrap, (which) has a rasher of bacon, a freshly cracked egg, a slice of cheese, and a golden potato rosti topped off with BBQ sauce, on a flour tortilla." American translation: Come to McDonald's for the potato breakfast wrap, which has ham, a freshly cracked egg, a slice of cheese, and grated fried potato. Why the egg is perfectly square remains an Australian mystery.
Menu: McDonalds Australia
Breakfast Congee - KFC, China
The Chinese KFC breakfast menu kind of overwhelms us, honestly. Where's the chicken (or the Kentucky Fried for that matter)? Although we're not so sure we could eat a steaming bowl of KFC-style Congee (rice porridge with pork, pickles, mushrooms, and preserved egg) at 6:00 a.m., we could get behind the side order of Youtiao (fried dough sticks) that comes with it.
Menu: KFC China breakfast menu
Coffee Jelly Frappuccino - Starbucks, Japan
Do you take your coffee with milk, cream, sugar, or jelly? Yes, in Japan, you can order a Starbucks Frappuccino topped with "fresh coffee jelly." PB&C sandwich, anyone?
Menu: Starbucks Japan
Chili Cheese Nuggets - Burger King, Germany
You know what Americans like to pair with a cheeseburger? MORE CHEESE. Take note, Burger King, and bring your Chili Cheese Nuggets (deep fried gooey cheese flecked with chili peppers) to the American masses.
Menu: Burger King Germany Snacks
Kebab Pizza - Domino's France
Domino's has mashed up every drunken late-night snacker's dream foods-kebabs and pizza. It's tomato sauce, mozzarella, roasted chicken kebab, green peppers, onions, lightweight cream (gotta stay healthy), and oregano.
Menu: Dominos France menu
Curry Beef Donut - Dunkin' Donuts, China
Are traditional donuts just too sweet for you? Meat it up with a Curry Beef donuts from Dunkin Donuts in China. Curry, beef, sugar, fried dough Yep, this doughnut hits all the major food groups!
Menu: Dunkin Donuts China
McSpicy Paneer - McDonald's, India
Not only do the McDonald's in India offer an entire "Spicy Delights" menu, but they also offer online ordering and delivery. Why are we missing out on extra spice and the opportunity to be even lazier than a drive-through? Personally, we think the McSpicy Paneer, which is basically deep-fried cheese on a bun, would be well-received stateside.
Menu: Mc Donalds India Spicy Delights
Chocodilla - Taco Bell, India
What's the only thing that could make a quesadilla even unhealthier (and more delicious)? Replacing the cheese with "sinfully hot molten chocolate." Indian Taco Bell, you evil genius!
Menu: Taco Bell India desserts
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