Amanda Bynes, center, wearing sweats and a blonde wig, shields her face as she is escorted after a Manhattan criminal court appearance on Friday May 24, 2013 in New York. Bynes was arrested Thursday evening and charged with reckless endangerment after police say she heaved a marijuana bong out of out of her Manhattan apartment building.
USA Today -- It's definitely a memorable, if not quite classically Memorial Day, weekend so far for Amanda Bynes.
The unpredictable and very bewigged starlet wasarrested and afterwards, Tweeted the following clarification out to the general and we assume very curious public. Her only take-away from this rather humiliating experience: a need for self-improvement.
"I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot!"
The NYPD would beg to differ; Bynes was arrested Thursday and booked for possession of marijuana and throwing a bong out of her 36th-floor window. She later said the bong was a vase. Potato, potato, as they say.